| Bulbasaur |
Normal healthy person |
| Ivysaur |
Normal healthy person attending Ivy league college |
| Venusaur |
When they ride so much a dick gets sore. |
| Charmander |
When they are charming |
| Charmeleon |
When they leave you with an infused melon |
| Charizard |
You hold their hips with Spock hands while you rawww! dog them, exhale warm air on the back of their neck or on their butthole, then after nutting you ask if they feel warm inside. |
| Squirtle |
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| Wartortle |
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| Blastoise |
two... supersoakers |
| Caterpie |
They have to pie while wearing a motorcycle helmet |
| Metapod |
They check their facebook while lookin at nuttin. |
| Butterfree |
They don't eat butter |
| Weedle |
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| Kakuna |
Wrap them up in their comforter so only their head is showing. |
| Beedrill |
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| Pidgey |
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| Pidgeotto |
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| Pidgeot |
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| Rattata |
That’s when you swing dick across their face, then run-off and tell your friend with a tattoo |
| Raticate |
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| Spearow |
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| Fearow |
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| Ekans |
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| Arbok |
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| Pikachu |
Get a dehumidifier, or wait until winter, rub a ballon all over their head, build up electrical charge. Then make contact with you tongue, then chew on her.
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| Raichu |
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| Sandshrew |
When she’s on her period and hasn’t shaved her legs, but had her nails done.
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| Sandslash |
When she’s on her period and hasn’t shaved her legs, but had her nails done. then till her to chill out.
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| Nidoran♀ |
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| Nidorina |
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| Nidoqueen |
Need a suit of armour |
| Nidoran♂ |
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| Nidorino |
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| Nidoking |
Need a suit of armour |
| Clefairy |
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| Clefable |
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| Vulpix |
That's when she leaves me a polaroid of her vulva. |
| Ninetales |
Wears a full body blonde wig, similar to a Yetty
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| Jigglypuff |
That one's twerking while puffin |
| Wigglytuff |
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| Zubat |
When she turns the lights out and you can’t see a thing, then asks you to hide somewhere, but still manages to dock with you, or they fuck you in a cave.
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| Golbat |
She moves you back and forth while wearing keeper gloves, in the dark or in a cave. |
| Oddish |
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| Gloom |
find someone depressed, you leave them full. |
| Vileplume |
When she fart, then sprinkle your nut all over her flower. |
| Paras |
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| Parasect |
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| Venonat |
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| Venomoth |
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| Diglett |
Put a scrunchy on your pole |
| Dugtrio |
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| Meowth |
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| Persian |
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| Psyduck |
She wears yellow jeans, then you play mind games. |
| Golduck |
She wears yellow jeans, then you play mind games, and where’s gold jewelry |
| Mankey |
When she gives you her keys to drive her home or expects for you to hold them. |
| Primeape |
Wear your ankle and wrist weights. |
| Growlithe |
When they growl at you while on a stone or marble table. |
| Arcanine |
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| Poliwag |
When their plug has a swirl on the end. |
| Poliwhirl |
When their plug has a swirl on the end and asks you to spin it. |
| Poliwrath |
When their plug has a swirl on the end and you push it in all the way. |
| Abra |
I'll need a small spoon with soft edges, |
| Kadabra |
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| Alakazam |
I'll need 2 spoons with soft edges, the second spoon feeds you. |
| Machop |
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| Machoke |
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| Machamp |
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| Bellsprout |
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| Weepinbell |
When she’s stressed out, and you tell her how much you appreciate them and they start tearing up but they still want to suck you. |
| Victreebel |
When they gobble the whole thing including sack |
| Tentacool |
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| Tentacruel |
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| Geodude |
Just had a mud bath. |
| Graveler |
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| Golem |
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| Ponyta |
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| Rapidash |
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| Slowpoke |
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| Slowbro |
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| Magnemite |
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| Magneton |
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| Farfetch'd |
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| Doduo |
When they brought a friend |
| Dodrio |
When it’s three gorgeous cougar friends that want to play |
| Seel |
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| Dewgong |
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| Grimer |
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| Muk |
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| Shellder |
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| Cloyster |
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| Gastly |
When she farts but thinks its you or blames you |
| Haunter |
You wake up and she’s lookin at you. |
| Gengar |
When you fuck a red head |
| Onix |
...beads |
| Drowzee |
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| Hypno |
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| Krabby |
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| Kingler |
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| Voltorb |
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| Electrode |
When you have a EKG electrode still on you. |
| Exeggcute |
She’s show you AI generated children. |
| Exeggutor |
She feeds you scrambled eggs in the morning. |
| Cubone |
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| Marowak |
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| Hitmonlee |
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| Hitmonchan |
They wear crocs and red boxing gloves in bed |
| Lickitung |
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| Koffing |
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| Weezing |
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| Rhyhorn |
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| Rhydon |
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| Chansey |
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| Tangela |
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| Kangaskhan |
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| Horsea |
When she got a blue hair dryer in her hand with you in the other. |
| Seadra |
When she got a blue hair dryer in her hand while behind her |
| Goldeen |
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| Seaking |
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| Staryu |
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| Starmie |
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| Mr. Mime |
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| Scyther |
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| Jynx |
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| Electabuzz |
When they pull out the electric clipper and wants to shave you. |
| Magmar |
Eating out Indus Valley, sprinkle turmeric on her buns while spreading her like plate tectonics, right before she cums you sprinkle curcumin powder. When done well she'll turn around she think you look like magmar too. |
| Pinsir |
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| Tauros |
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| Magikarp |
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| Gyarados |
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| Lapras |
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| Ditto |
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| Eevee |
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| Vaporeon |
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| Jolteon |
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| Flareon |
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| Porygon |
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| Omanyte |
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| Omastar |
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| Kabuto |
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| Kabutops |
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| Aerodactyl |
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| Snorlax |
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| Articuno |
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| Zapdos |
when they tech savy |
| Moltres |
She cuts here hair after dating you |
| Dratini |
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| Dragonair |
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| Dragonite |
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| Mewtwo |
Big ol beautiful ass |
| Mew |
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| MissingNo. |
When she leaves without giving you her number |